Brown Christmas

I keep hearing complains about it being a brown Christmas. Whaaat?? These people must've never shoveled over 200 feet of foot deep snow when it was 0 degrees outside. It's fine and dandy to want snow if you've got a snowblower (and a man) But when you're the one wielding the shovel, staring down a sea of 2 foot drifts, you say "Take snow and shovel it!"