March Madness

Well, I finally figured out why I suck at picking brackets: It's the math, stupid! Crosswords and Sudoko have set outcomes, all you have to do is find the path there. March madness brackets contain too many variables. Variables, of course, are uncontrollable. There's no way on this good green Earth you're ever going to get all 64 variables correct! *sigh* But for crying outloud, can't I get even 50%?! LOL