Why is it that plants look so lush and full of blooms in those tiny black pots at the garden centers, and when they hit my spacious, watered down garden, they flop over like rabbit's ears???

I saw a man at an auction the other day with the most incredible eyelashes I have ever seen. They must've were half an inch long and perfectly curled.... How is it possible I can be jealous of a man's eyelashes? !!!

93 degrees today. Uuuuuugh! It's a good day to pull out the blender and whip up an iced milkshake. I'm going to throw some French Vanilla in there for a kick and enjoy it outside in the shade! Your overheated, overworked Brew Crew member at Coffee-Mate Brew Crew